Introduction

Most of you are probably wondering why I chose the title, Butts, Farts, and Private Parts and I will say, That is a good question!  The reason is because I am a Mom to 2 WiLd & CrAzY little boys and the topic of pretty much all of our conversations (okay - not ALL converstaions) are about Butts, Farts and Private Parts.  I did say not all of our conversations are about these 3 topics, but somehow, one way or another, at least one of them will find its way into our conversations. 

I hope with this blog, I can share with you the daily antectdotes of my family.  Hopefully it can kind of serve as a "Field Guide" for raising boys and that these topics are a normal part of raising boys.  OR maybe it is just me trying to justify my family's behavior and make me feel like we are normal!  Hahaha!

So here goes the first story!
My oldest son is in Kindergarden and has been learning all sorts of things.  At dinner time, we turn the old TV off and he tells us about his day at school and what he learned.  A lot of times, he will teach us a few games he learned at school.  One such game he taught us was a guessing game.  He thought up some type of animal in his head.  Then we were to ask him questions to try and figure out what animal he was thinking of.  Well of course his little brother who is almost 4 wanted to ask questions and guess too.  So my oldest, who is 6, thought of an animal and the youngest proceeds to ask his brother, "Does this animal have a butt?"  We all started laughing and the oldest said it indeed had a butt!  Well the game went on and of course the youngest kept asking if the animals had butts.  The oldest finally get fed up with his little brother and yelled at him to "STOP TALKING ABOUT PRIVATE PARTS!"  The little one responded, "Front Pirates or Butt Pirates?"  My husband and I just errupted with laughter and so did the boys; although I am sure their laughter was for different reasons than ours!  At least I hope so or GOD HELP US!  :)